Obazy has troubles with his teleprompter.

The dreadful Obazy lurches to his feet. The cameras are bright and hot, but he maintains a smug smile. He can?t let his zombie blood show through, it is too soon for the public to know that he is half human and half zombie.

With practiced calm he walks to the podium focusing on maintaining his composure in front of the cameras. His mind is blank awaiting the teleprompter to give him the words he will speak.

?I would like to welcome Mr. Obazy to our great country. Here in Russia we have long believed that socialism is the path that leads to??

The president of Russia leans toward Obazy, and speaks imperfect English.

?You are reading my speech.?

Obazy looks at him, with a blank stare, before looking back to the teleprompter.

?leads to communism. I would like to add that Mr. Obazy.?

The Russian president looks up to the ceiling as he realizes Obazy is clueless. In that instant he realizes America is ripe for an invasion.